Ch-ch-changed the layout around a bit. Lovelovelove the Devil Wears Prada.
Also made some new icons, all Disney-related. Forsureeeee love those girls.

Title: D is for Douchebag
Author: beautyisillness 
Rating: PG-13 borderline R for dirty language and suggestive scenes.
Pairing: JohnOhhh/AlexGaskarth
Summary: Five encounters which leave Alex to believe John “Ohhh” is kind of a huge asshole.
Disclaimer: All characters own themselves.
Important Notes: I’m not entirely sure if or when All Time Low and The Maine toured together -- if they had in the first place -- with the exception of this year’s Warped Tour. But, uh, let’s pretend they played earlier tour dates with one another for the purpose of this story, yeah?
Less Important Notes: Haven’t written anything pertaining to slash in awhile, let alone a story that leans and dabbles around the “humor” genre. I probably shouldn’t be writing this, because I can feel a hangover approaching. But, regardless, I hope you enjoy this work of fiction.

( Band boys and bad mouths. )

Things I try but fail at tolerating:
1. Mpreg stories. How does that work, honestly?
2. Female bashing in "slash" stories. 'Your boys' are obviously dating them for a reason. Show some respect.
3. All my earlier stories. lolz. They do really suck. I need to delete them. NOW.
4. Ginny Weasley with anyone besides Harry. Or Dean. I actually did like them together.
5. Rape stories. Well. Most of them, at least.
5. Orihime and Momo haters. Get a life if you're going to hate CARTOON CHARACTERS.
7. Emma Watson's portrayal of Hermione. She's a cute girl but her Hermione? Just no.
8. When my gay friends don't admit they're gay. Well, that shouldn't really be under this list but it is.
9. The word Kawai or however the hell you spell it.
10. Miley Cyrus haters. You guys can get a life too.
11. The fact that Kevin Jonas is pretty much standing on the left field and he won't admit it. My gaydar is never wrong. You've been exposed, buddy.
12. When people send me nudes on myspace or ask for mine. How about NO!
13. My English class. It sucks.
14. House of Blues. I always manage to die whenever I attend a concert there. I'm either swept away in the crowd, find myself walking into a moshpit, or hit on by some creep.
15. Fictional anal. Used to tolerate it. Now... I'm not fan. Sex is great, don't get me wrong. But it hurts like a bitch sometimes. So get your facts straight, kiddos. You need lube. Even between girls and boys. I can't imagine getting it in that other hole. Ick.
16. The Cab & Panic & Escape the Fate slash. I know at least one person from each band or know of someone that's mutual friends with them. I just... can't think about them. Especially together.
17. The Cab in general. Remember when Alex didn't wash his hair and he looked like a creep? I do. He's a sweet dude, though. Don't get me wrong.
18. Pete Wentz. He's... just no, now. I'll admit used to love him but... No.
19. Love handles, even on skinny girls. Put em away, ladies.
20. Panic at the Disco. Thanks for RUINING MY HOMETOWN.
21. The fact that I think my intense love for Metro Station and  the Jonas Brothers is classified as a guilty pleasure. I mean, it is, because their music is shameless fluff pop, but I do love them. I really do.  Over them.
22. That all of Metro Station's songs I've managed to listen to are... just... not really good. Besides Control and Comin' Around. Maybe they can prove me wrong in the future.
23. I've never seen Mayday Parade in person. I love them and I've missed them THREE FUCKING TIMES.
24. I've never seen My American Heart either. They're completely amazing too. But they only came here once so far so it doesn't suck that much.
25. That I'm not eighteen so I can't buy cigarettes... legally, at least. Quit that shit bitches<3
27. When Derek Bloom dyes his red hair black. He's one of the few that looks incredible with red hair; when he dyes it, he just loses his identity amongst the rest of the band.
28.  When "fans" think they deserve to see/meet a band more because they simply listened to that particular band before it received some type of success. Well, guess the fuck what? NO ONE CARES. I've known Fall Out Boy & Paramore way before they both appeared on fuse or mtv or whatever. I was there when their first CDs came out and I didn't care at all when the two of them were/are one of the biggest mainstream bands. Or hello, The Cab/Panic/ETF? lol I was there way before anyone. I know them. Get over yourselves. Just because you liked them "first" doesn't mean they're obligated to play just for you. Kthnx.
29. Clingy boys. Ick.
30. I want a jean size between 0 and 1. Like 1/2. So I can find the right jean.
31. The misconception that girls like me, who wear high heels and cute, cute dresses & care a little more about gossiping, partying, and makeup more than necessary, can't go to concerts. Just because I'm not "hardcore" enough doesn't disregard the fact that I like the bands as much as any other fan does.
32. Since when did Disney decide to go against the grain and have Lilly and Oliver TOGETHER? No. No. No. Oliver's a normal teenage boy. OF COURSE he'd want Miley over anyone else. That bitch is hot.
33. When girls don't like Megan Fox. Admit it, you're just jealous as fuck that your boyfriend wants to fuck her.
34. Katy Perry. Seriously, her's body to die for. Her voice, not so much.

Made another layout. Bumbumbum.

Oh. And I am NEVER going to post another chaptered story on here unless it's consisted of 2-3 manageable parts. I just can never finish chaptered stories; its a curse.

Title: Stigma
Author: beautyisillness 
Author Notes: Mindless drabble with a few metaphors thrown in.
Pairing(s): KiraHinamori; implied HisagiHinamori if you squint
Summary: When do you stop paying for a sin? Never.

 

 

( There's fireflies glittering in her eyes and roses that kiss his cheeks. )

 

 

Title: Playback, Delete, and Rewind
Pairing: Cho/Various (including Cedric, of course)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: History has a peculiar way of repeating itself.
Notes: Weird pairings amidst canon ones. Also there’s a pattern in this story. Kudos to those who find it.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not mine at all. Title belongs to Circa Survive.

( Cho Chang is taught to never believe in magic. )

Title: Keep It Hush, Hush
Author: beautyisillness 
Summary: Miley was never the one to be careless or forgetful. Tonight, unfortunately, was an exception and a mistake. A risk is taken and a consequence ensues.
Pairing: Kevin/Joe, Nick/Miley. Yeah, I know.
Rating: PG-13ish
Disclaimer: Given the summary I assume you know I don't own a thanggg.
Warnings: Minor sexual themes.

Previous Chapters:
Chapter 1.
Chapter 2.
Chapter 3.
Chapter 4.

Title: Keep It Hush, Hush
Author: beautyisillness        
Summary: Miley was never the one to be careless or forgetful. Tonight, unfortunately, was an exception and a mistake. A risk is taken and a consequence ensues.
Pairing: Kevin/Joe, Nick/Miley. Yeah, I know.
Rating: PG-13ish
Disclaimer: Given the summary I assume you know I don't own a thanggg.
Warnings: Minor sexual themes.

Previous Chapters:
Chapter 1.
Chapter 2.
Chapter 3.


( Sugar-Coated Lie )

Title: Keep It Hush, Hush
Author: beautyisillness    
Summary: Miley was never the one to be careless or forgetful. Tonight, unfortunately, was an exception and a mistake. A risk is taken and a consequence ensues.
Pairing: Kevin/Joe, Nick/Miley. Yeah, I know.
Rating: PG-13ish
Notes: Miley's back.
Disclaimer: Given the summary I assume you know I don't own a thanggg.
Warnings: Minor sexual themes.

Previous Chapters:
Chapter 1.
Chapter 2.


( I Have Been Dining With The Enemy )